Top Ten Ways to Save Money During a Recession

10) Order the house wine instead of the imported French bottle
9) Pay by the bottle not by the glass
8) Go to a restaurant where you can bring your own bottle
7) Order a soft drink instead of worrying about wine
6) Order a tap water instead of paying for a soft drink
5) Instead of going out, have a gourmet home cooked meal
$) Instead of a gourmet home cooked meal, try Hamburger Helper
3) Instead of Hamburger Helper, try Ramen Noodles
2) Really save some money and resort to Saltines and Ketchup
1) Go back to the restaurant and drink so much they have to call you an ambulance due to your alcohol poisoning before you pay your tab, thus saving you all of the money, drinking away your depression sorrows and avoiding a diet of saltines and ketchup all while waking up without a hangover!